"My birthday party price must be in line or below my Competition"

"It's play attractions and facilities that give you the best party program"

"The facility with the biggest and best play attractions does the most parties."

"Great designs, layout and attraction mix, guarantee a successful birthday party program."

"The party room or party table must be reserved for the entire party."

"You don't need anyone to run the party, the parents should organize, supervise and serve."

"All I need to do is provide the birthday party is the space and use of my facilities"

"There aren't enough good people out there able to run great birthday parties"

"You can't find people who care enough to run great parties any more."

"I'm lucky to get employees to show up, much less go out of their way for a birthday child and their parents."

"Birthday parties should be presented similar to a sit down restaurant experience"

"Birthday parties are a lot of work and not worth the effort."

"Birthday parties are a pain in the neck and not worth the effort."

"You can't make any money doing birthday parties."

"Birthday parties are not really a very large part of my family oriented business."

"I don't have the facilities to do birthday parties"

"Herd'em in... Turn'em... and Herd'em out is the best way to maximize facility use and profit."